eileenthedeafdog:

wind-voice:

sindri42:

littlegaywitch:

lurknomoar:

quizzicalqueek:

lurknomoar:

cummied:

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

https://xkcd.com/231/

ACCURATE.

I was at a pet store with Eileen. A woman walked up to us and asked if she could pet her. Eileen’s collar has ‘Deaf Dog’ embroidered on it. The lady asked about it, I confirmed, yes, she’s deaf. The lady immediately switched to American Sign Language and asked her how was her day, was she being a good girl, she’s so pretty. Eileen is wagging her tail excitedly, knowing that someone is talking to her.

mapelie:

teathattast:

jaubaius:

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

OHNOTHISISTOOCUTEIMCRYING

homeworkforpigeons:

imthedoctorbasicallyfun:

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

transingthebourgeoisie:

I know this is very funny and all but I need you all to know that this is genuinely how this is done in the fucking speedrun

rainberrycurses-archive-deactiv:

5SOS things to remember from this decade:

• Luke’s obsession with penguins
• “Michael, you are YeLLinG.”
• “It’s a volcano! Ah ah ah ah!”
• “Oh, that’s great! I’d love to sleep with you! Oh no, that sounds bad.”
• The tour vlogs
• “Okay, thank you.”
• “Oh it’s blood… I mean EW BLOOD”
• “Quiff it BABY! Ow!”

“Stop being a baby. Your hair is unquiffable”

“UNQUIFFABLE Ah! *flinches at hairspray*”

• “Tadpoles are baby mosquitoes aren’t they?”
• “It’s a COW luke!”
• “So you go down this cliff.” “I go down this cliff.”
• “I’m sorry, I didn’t invite you to this BBQ so why are you all up in my grill?”
• Malum with the megaphones
• “I’ll kill you with your own lemon tree.”
• “What’s a mattababy?”
• “Fake betch”
• The keeks
• “Roberto”
• Ketchup, the dog
• “Sell the kids for food.”
• “iT sOUndS a BiT LoUd fOr An aCOusTiC seT, CaLum.”
• “You giant don’t stop.”
• “_______, let’s fucking dance!”
• All of them dressed as 80s “sexy” rockstars for Halloween
• Calum’s pink glittery G-string
• “Ashton, my best friend…”
• The video where they dressed as retirees
• “Let’s play titanic. You’ll be iceberg and I’ll go down.”
• Their emo hairstyles
• “Pretend I’m a girl!”
• Ashton’s Shaggy hair
• “Valntyne”
• Them calling Ashton the “dad” of the band
• “I’m Calum Hood, I play BASS.”
• The Cocktail Chats
• “Why can’t we choose em’?” and “mA hEArt!”
• Calum’s pink “X” bass
• “tHe TrUTh”
• Them playing 5 Second Rule with Ellen
• “I wanna be a jedi!” “You’ll never be a jedi, you’re an idiot.”
• Their obsession with Will Smith
• “What kind of dog do you have?” “He has a fat one.”
• Smash, Mike-Ro-Wave, Dr. Fluke and Cal-Pal
• Mint Michael
• “I’m Michael, i-i play the triangle.”
• “Press my cheek against the glass… Glass? Gloss? I don’t know who I am.”
• Luke’s constant identity crisis
• “Oh my God I just seen Calum’s penis.”
• Ashton in oversized sweaters
• “dO My bALLs!”
• “I wear heels bigger than your dick.”
• Ashton’s red hair
• “iT’s A ChOcoLAte miLK PaRTy!”
• Calum buying a role of fabric to use as a blanket
• “ALrigHT, LoS aNGeLes!!!”
• Ashton’s Late Late Show tattoo
• “This one looks like it’s gonna piss me off”
• “You nasty, you little nasty!”
• That Rolling Stone cover
• “We are 5 Seconds of Summer. Summer? SummAh?”
• “Fuck you, guys! I’m leaving too!”

“Heyyy, don’t swear!”

“I do what I want! I’m punk rock!”

“No, you’re not… yOU hAvE piNK HaiRrR.”

• “Because I like cheesesteaks”
• Luke’s lip ring
• “You had me wrapped around your fucking finger.”
• Calum’s curls
• “I am often the hype man on stage, much like Lil Wayne.”
• Youngblood Era Ashton
• “We like polka dots!”

“We like white shirts and leather jackets!”

“Hey man, go fuck yourself.”

• Luke’s quiff
• “Twist, bro!” “I’m twisting, mate!”
• Calum’s blonde streak hair
• “We’re having fun!”
• Michael’s red hair
• “Is that you? "No, he’s awful”
• “Fuck me at a quarter to three”
• 500 Years of Winter - Pizza Song
• “DoN’t GEt bEtwEEn mE anD mY tEQuila!”
• Bandana era Ashton
• “I don’t know who I am.”
• Luke in plaid shirts
• “You guys are such cunts today.”
• All of them in black ripped skinny jeans
• “I don’t like people, I’m not a people person.”
• “These are my parents.” “What happened to them?”
• The Buzzfeed video where they read thirsty tweets
• “You wanna know where it is? It’s at your mom’s house.”
• Their cover of I Miss You
• “bUt iS iT baLSamic?”
• “Pure fuego.”
• “It’s like you don’t even know me sometimes.”
• Ashton not drinking the pig blood
• “Michael, wHat DiD sHe sAy???” and all of Michael’s answers to it
• “Youngbleh, sayuami, sayuami, out yolaif.”
• Calum’s “Empathy” hoodie
• Ashton in glasses
• “ThE BoDaCiOUs, tHe CAaaLUm hOOd!”
• Literally all of MYT Live
• “That’s cRaZY.”
• Their cover of American Idiot
• Their tank tops
• “Is that marijuana?”
• Ashton drinking from that boot

idontgo2parties:

gusherbug:

twitter: youre passing people on the street eavesdropping on things you vaguely agree with

reddit: youre attending a fan club meeting where you can find and share any information as long as it sticks to one topic

instagram: box of 1$ assorted pokemon cards at a covnention and half are actually magic the gathering cards

tumblr: youre in your house cooking for a few friends and someone climbs through your window and demands your opinion on steven universe

ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122:

federalbureauofislam:

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

readableporn:

finding-luciano:

the-dwemereths-numidium:

westcountryadventure:

ocfos:

rainberrywarrior:

grovie:

tiqerboy:

elpiso:

spock-ho:

theoldness:

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

dnd-apothecary:

lenotchpoodles:

Uh do you know this from experience @dnd-apothecary

dnd-apothecary:

Uh yeah it’s also why a lot of people who aren’t diagnosed with ADHD drink so much caffeine, energy drinks, or smoke.

Also you may be ADHD if everyone around you is like “hey cocaine is crazy” and you do it and you just feel calm and normal while everyone else is vibrating through the floors

official-lucifers-child:

W H A T

not-so-innocent-bi-sander:

WHAT

sandersstudies:

WHAT

rinokami:

That’s a possible sign of ADHD, my dudes. :P

One of the prevailing theories explaining ADHD is that it’s caused by a lack of certain neurotransmitters, specifically norepinephrine and serotonin.  Everybody has a background level of these neurotransmitters, and when they see or do something novel or interesting, those neurotransmitters increase, and then decrease back down to normal levels.  Because people with ADHD have less of these than they should, they are constantly looking for something new and interesting to give them that jolt back to normal levels.  That’s why they’re so easily distracted and why they hyperfocus on things that interest them.

Stimulant drugs, like caffeine, cause your brain to make more of those neurotransmitters.  So while neurotypical people might get a buzz off caffeine, people with ADHD just get bumped up closer to normal levels, and so, if anything, feel calmer.  That’s why they prescribe what are basically amphetamines as treatment for ADHD and why ADHD meds are so bad for people who don’t have ADHD.

bla-flsafa:

I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep, this is just one example of what is fundamentaly wrong with me as a person

I know several people with moderate to severe ADHD who have done cocaine and have told me about their experiences - which is to say, they found it to be boring, not worth it, etc, because all it did was make them sleepy/tired/calmed them down. 

So it makes sense that a disorder for which the medical treatment to function (mostly) normally is literally strictly controlled stimulant substances that cocaine would not effect an ADHD brain the same way it would effect a non-ADHD brain. 

It’s also why people who take Ritalin/Adderall/etc for ADHD actually sleep BETTER on the stimulant than without it. 

ADHD brains just can’t produce enough of the go-go juice in our brains to function, and when we get enough of it externally (that is to say, from some other source than the brain) to function, it ends up calming us down/making us tired, because we are finally able to slow down and do things at a pace similar to non-ADHD brains. 

It’s a very interesting disorder, and it affects literally every aspect of a person. I’m glad that we are learning more about it. 

tokitaouma:

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